leslie
zevo
There's a madman at the factory, and it's no longer
me.
leslie zevo
I was born in the back of a bumper car.
leslie zevo
Aww, he broke my sister.
leslie zevo
Let's all bob our heads for a brief moment of prayer...
those who can.
leslie zevo
Bastards, they attacked us while we were at prayer.
It's like Pearl Harbor.
leslie zevo
Hold 'till you see the lights in their eyes.
leslie zevo
Four stores and many Christmases ago, my father brought
forth a factory conceived in innocence and joy and
squeezable fun for everyone.
leslie zevo
Today may be the beginning of the end... or the end
of the beginning... or the beginning of the beguine.
leslie zevo
In the words of Barbie, "I had a dream house."
leslie zevo
In the words of Mahatma Gumby, "We are toys of tolerance,
but there's only so much that a toy can tolerate."
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