In Vicenza — where the movie will be shown at 7 and 10 p.m. on Monday May 01 — tickets will be available at the food court and main store.

In Wiesbaden, the film will show at 7 and 9 p.m. on Tuesday at the Taunus theater, with tickets available at the Wiesbaden Army Airfield food court, and the Hainerberg main AAFES store. In Würzburg, tickets will be available at Leighton Barracks food court and movie theater, and the movie will show at 5:30 and 8 p.m. on Wednesday.

For Stuttgart, tickets can be obtained at the Patch Barracks food court, with the show to run only once, at 5:30 p.m., on Thursday at the Patch theater.

In Ramstein, tickets for the 3 p.m. and 7 p.m. Friday shows at the Nightingale theater can be picked up at Ramstein main store, Burger King and the food court. Tickets for the 3 p.m. showing can also be picked up at the Vogelweh Burger King and food court.

As part of the program, each base can show each film only twice, and tickets are generally available on a first-come, first-served basis.

Cassie Munro
Dad, could you be any more of a dork?
bob munro
Cassie, you know where this girl lives or you just think you know?
Cassie Munro
I know where, I just know one way to get there. And you refuse to go that way.
bob munro
Because it's a stupid way.
Jamie Munro
You're lost, aren't you?
bob munro
Yes I'm lost, because our daughter doesn't know where her friend's house it. She knows it's next to the house with the fountain.

Cassie Munro
What happened to Hawaii?
bob munro
Come on, Hawaii's a winter destination. It's summer. The place I'm taking you is special, and not Iike Uncle Mike. It's Lake Nirvana, where I went with my parents as a kid.
Cassie Munro
Is he being funny? Because I can never tell.

bob munro
Welcome aboard, everybody. Before we embark, I think we should give this beauty a name. Suggestions?
Cassie Munro
The Big Turd.
Carl Munro
The Big Rolling Turd?
bob munro
In that spirit, we set forth.

bob munro
I've got an ICBM coming! If there's a poop fairy, I can make a lot of money.

bob munro
Yo, my mobile-homeboys, what's trippin' in the wood?
Hip Hop Wannabe
This termite belong to you?
bob munro
Yo, my man said...
Carl Munro
Don't call him...
bob munro
Easy! This my man C, he small but ferocious, but you dogs, you hardcore, where you from?
Hip Hop Wannabe
Scottsdale.
bob munro
Scottsdale! In the zoner, ya'll that's a hardcore hood, but you want take on my man C here, go ahead because you know, he's fierce, he gonna come up in your face he gonna major damage you, you gonna walk away maybe limp but I say talk to the hand, call waiting, 'cause he's out, boy is ou... I can't restrains him 'cause I'm conversatin' you right now to give him a chance to cool down, to get back to a realistic level, as it were because we could be chillin' in our crib, not just on this mobile home thing, representing Malibu, and Westwood, you know. Mallin' it like we all can, boys to mensh, pimp my Mercedes, call me back, put you on hold, you know what I'm sayin'?
Hip Hop Wannabe
Er... we gotta go.
bob munro
Mm-hmm, you better, man, don't make me call my lawyer, 'cause I'll audit!

indonesia - june 01, 2006
lebanon - june 01, 2006
malaysia - june 01, 2006
portugal - june 01, 2006
singapore - june 01, 2006
slovenia - june 01, 2006
qatar - june 01, 2006
serbia and montenegro - june 01, 2006
brazil - june 02, 2006
india - june 02, 2006
spain - june 02, 2006
latvia - june 02, 2006
romania - june 02, 2006
turkey - june 02, 2006
poland - june 06, 2006
america central - june 09, 2006
ecuador - june 09, 2006
uk - june 09, 2006
kenya - june 09, 2006
lithuania - june 09, 2006
mexico - june 09, 2006
nigeria - june 09, 2006
south africa - june 09, 2006
hong kong - june 15, 2006
israel - june 15, 2006
denmark - june 16, 2006
iceland - june 16, 2006
taiwan - june 17, 2006
greece - june 22, 2006
bulgaria - june 23, 2006
belgium - june 28, 2006
chech republic - june 29, 2006
russia - june 29, 2006
slovakia - june 29, 2006
switzerland - june 29, 2006
estonia - june 30, 2006
bolivia - july 06, 2006
norway - july 07, 2006
columbia - july 09, 2006
chile - july 13, 2006
new zealand - july 13, 2006
venezuela - july 14, 2006
philippines - july 17, 2006
france - july 19, 2006
korea - july 20, 2006
thailand - july 20, 2006
uruguay - july 21, 2006
japan - july ??, 2006
finland - august 04, 2006
peru - august 14, 2006
austria - september 22, 2006