You
know in England if you commit a crime, the police
don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. So if you
commit a crime: "Stop! Or, or I'll say stop again!"
The
people at the Met are going: "You ain't coming
back, I tell you that right now. You ain't coming
back after what you did!" But we did it,
hahaha!
Then
comes a very special time. Your first test as a father.
A diper... you're ready. You may have been a lumberjack...
you may have been a marine... you may have seen blood
and guts. But you've never seen caca like this. it's
incredible stuff; part toxic waste, part velcro.
You
try and do special things for your kid. I thought
"I'll take him to Disneyland. That'll be fun."
Disneyland for a three year old... Mickey Mouse for
a three year old... bullshit. Mickey Mouse to a three
year old is a six foot fucking rat!
Here's a little warning sign if you have a cocaine
problem: Number 1, if you come home to your house
and there is no furniture and your cats going "I'm
out of here, prick!" WARNING! Number 2, If you
have this dream, where your doing cocaine in your
sleep, and you can't fall asleep and doing cocaine
in your sleep and can't fall asleep AND YOU WAKE UP
and doing cocaine! BINGO! Number 3, If on your tax
forms, it says "50,000 dollars for snacks! MAY
DAY!
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