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Last updated: November 04, 2009     
  Weapons of Self Destruction TOUR 2009
 

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  TICKET INFO & UPGRADING YOUR TICKETS TO M&G PACKAGE

* indicates a rescheduled show. If you've purchased tickets for the original show date, your tickets will be honored for the new date. In any case, it'd be best to contact the venue to make sure you're all good!

If you've purchased regular tickets for one of the shows, but you'd like to change your tickets to a Meet & Greet Package, please follow this link. This is only to upgrade your tickets. If you have no tickets yet, but would like to go to one of the shows and do the Meet & Greet, please scroll down to the Tour list to find your tickets.

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Robin Williams Weapons of Self Destruction Tour Schedule
   
 For an overview of Robin's past 2008/2009 'Weapons of Self Destruction' shows, click here (It's a long list, please be patient while the page loads)
 SEPTEMBER
 Date City & State Venue Tickets OnSale  
 09/30 wed * Bloomington, IN I.U. Auditorium Review
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Tickets went on sale on fri. Jan 16 @ 10am
Packages available till Sept. 10, 2009 5PM or as long as supplies last
- Show starts 7:30PM

Prices
Regular Tickets: $49.50 - $85 (8 ticket limit)
Meet & Greet Packages: $410.00 (4 ticket limit)
Premium Ticket Packages: $210.00 (4 ticket limit)

Venue
Capacity: 3,200

Extra Info
Original date for this show was March 26, 2009


 OCTOBER
 Date City & State Venue Tickets OnSale  
 10/01 thu * South Bend, IN Morris Performing Arts Center Review
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Tickets go on sale on sat. Feb 28 @ 10AM
- Packages available till Sept. 10, 2009 5PM or as long as supplies last
- Show starts 8PM

Prices
Regular Tickets: $65 - $85 (8 ticket limit)
Meet & Greet Packages: $235 (4 ticket limit)
Premium Ticket Packages: $210 (4 ticket limit)

Venue
Morris Center Official Site

Extra Info
Original date for this show was April 14 , 2009

 10/02 fri * Rosemont, IL Rosemont Theatre  
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Tickets went on sale on sat. Jan 17 @ 10am
Packages available till Sept 10, 2009 5PM or as long as supplies last
- Show starts 8PM

Prices
Regular Tickets: $49.50 / $75 / $95 (8 ticket limit)
Meet & Greet Packages: $445 (4 ticket limit)
Premium Ticket Packages: $220 (4 ticket limit)

Venue
Rosemont Theatre Official Site
Capacity: 4,400

Extra Info
Original date for this show was March 27, 2009

 10/03 sat * Rosemont, IL Rosemont Theatre  
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Tickets went on sale on Jul 13 @ 10am
Packages available till Sept 10, 2009 5PM or as long as supplies last
- Show starts 8PM

Prices
Regular Tickets: $49.50 / $75 / $95 (8 ticket limit)
Meet & Greet Packages: $445 (4 ticket limit)
Premium Ticket Packages: $220 (4 ticket limit)

Venue
Rosemont Theatre Official Site
Capacity: 4,400

Extra Info
Original date for this show was April 18 , 2009
However, the show was canceled before tickets even went on sale

 10/06 tue * Louisville, KY Palace Theater  
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Tickets went on sale on fri. Jan 16 @ noon
Packages available till Feb 18, 2009 5PM or as long as supplies last
- Show starts 8PM

Prices
Regular Tickets: $65 / $85 / $95 (8 ticket limit)
Meet & Greet Packages: $445.00 (4 ticket limit)
Premium Ticket Packages: $210.00 (4 ticket limit)

Venue
Capacity: 3,000

Extra Info
Original date for this show was March 20, 2009

 10/08 thu * Oklahoma City, OK Ford Centre  
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Tickets went on sale on sat. Feb 28 @ 10AM
- Packages available till September 18, 2009 10AM or as long as supplies last
- Show starts 8PM

Prices
Regular Tickets: $55 / $75 / $95 (8 ticket limit)
Meet & Greet Packages: $445 (4 ticket limit)
Premium Ticket Packages: $220 (4 ticket limit)

Extra Info
Original date for this show was March 26, 2009


 10/09 fri * Little Rock, AR Verizon Arena (formerly Alltel) Review
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Tickets went on sale on sat. Feb 28 @ 10AM
- Packages available till Sept. 24, 2009 5PM or as long as supplies last
- Show starts 8PM

Prices
Regular Tickets: $45 / $65 / $85 (8 ticket limit)
Meet & Greet Packages: $435 (4 ticket limit)
Premium Ticket Packages: $210 (4 ticket limit)

Extra Info
Original date for this show was April 10 , 2009


 10/10 sat * Birmingham, AL BJCC Concert Hall 2 Reviews
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Tickets went on sale on sat. Dec 13 @ 10am
Packages available till Feb 28, 2009 5PM or as long as supplies last
- Show starts 8PM

Prices
Regular Tickets: $65.00 / $87.50 (8 ticket limit)
Meet & Greet Packages: $437.50 / $415 (4 ticket limit)
Premium Ticket Packages: $212.50 / $190 (4 ticket limit)

Venue
BJCC Concert Hall Official site
Capacity: 3,000

Extra Info
Original date for this show was March 21, 2009

 10/14 wed * Durham, NC Performing Arts Center  
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Tickets went on sale on fri. Nov 14 @ 10am
- Tickets can be purchased through Ticketmaster, but also by calling: 919-680-ARTS.
- Packages available till Oct 14, 2009 4PM or as long as supplies last
- Show starts 8PM

Prices
Regular Tickets: $75 / $100 (8 ticket limit)
Meet & Greet Packages: $450 (4 ticket limit)
Premium Ticket Packages: $220 (4 ticket limit)

Venue
Performing Arts Center Official Site
Capacity: 2,800

Extra Info
Original date for this show was March 13, 2009

 10/15 thu * Knoxville, TN Knoxville Civic Auditorium
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Tickets went on sale on sat. Feb 28 @ 10AM
- Packages available till Sept 24, 2009 5PM or as long as supplies last
- Show starts 8PM

Prices
Regular Tickets: $81 / $101 (8 ticket limit)
Meet & Greet Packages: $451 (4 ticket limit)
Premium Ticket Packages: $226 (4 ticket limit)

Extra Info
Original date for this show was April 11 , 2009

 10/16 fri * Atlanta, GA Fox Theater 3 Reviews
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Tickets went on sale on sat. Dec 13 @ 10am
- Packages available till Oct 5, 2009 5PM or as long as supplies last
- Show starts 8PM

Prices
Regular Tickets: $59.50 / $79.50 / $99.50 (8 ticket limit)
Meet & Greet Packages: $449.50 (4 ticket limit)
Premium Ticket Packages: $224.50 (4 ticket limit)

Venue
Capacity: 4,678

Extra Info
Original date for this show was March 12, 2009

 10/17 sat * Jacksonville, FL Moran Theatre Review
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Tickets went on sale on sat. Dec 13 @ 10am
- Packages available till Sept 26, 2009 5PM or as long as supplies last
- Show starts 8PM

Prices
Regular Tickets: $49.50 - $89.50 (8 ticket limit)
Meet & Greet Packages: $439.50 (4 ticket limit)
Premium Ticket Packages: $214.50 (4 ticket limit)

Venue
Capacity: 3,000

Extra Info
Original date for this show was March 11, 2009

 10/20 tue * Tampa, FL Sundome
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Tickets went on sale on sat. Dec 13 @ 10am
More ticket went on sale on May 13 @ 10am
- Packages available till Sept 29, 2009 5PM or as long as supplies last
- Show starts 8PM; Doors open 7PM

Prices
Regular Tickets: $45 - $85 (8 ticket limit)
Meet & Greet Packages: $435 (4 ticket limit)
Premium Ticket Packages: $210 (4 ticket limit)

Venue
Capacity: 11,324

Extra Info
Original date for this show was March 07, 2009

 10/21 wed * Hollywood, FL Hard Rock Live Review
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Tickets went on sale on fri. Jan 09 @ noon
- Packages available till Sept. 29, 2009 5PM or as long as supplies last
- Show starts 8PM

Prices
Regular Tickets: $75 / $100 / $150 (8 ticket limit)
Meet & Greet Packages: $425 / $450 / $500 (4 ticket limit)
Premium Ticket Packages: $200 / $225 / $275 (4 ticket limit)

Venue
Siminole Hardrock Official site
Capacity: 4,000

Pre-Sale Info
There's a venue pre-sale (general tickets only) starting on January 08, 2009 @ 11am

Extra Info
Original date for this show was March 04, 2009

 10/22 thu * Hollywood, FL Hard Rock Live  
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Tickets went on sale on fri. Jan 09 @ noon
- Packages available till Sept. 29, 2009 5PM or as long as supplies last
- Show starts 8PM

Prices
Regular Tickets: $75 / $100 / $150 (8 ticket limit)
Meet & Greet Packages: $425 / $450 / $500 (4 ticket limit)
Premium Ticket Packages: $200 / $225 / $275 (4 ticket limit)

Venue
Siminole Hardrock Official site
Capacity: 4,000

Pre-Sale Info
There's a venue pre-sale (general tickets only) starting on January 08, 2009 @ 11am

Extra Info
Original date for this show was March 05, 2009

 10/23 fri * Orlando, FL UCF Arena Review
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Tickets went on sale on sat. Dec 13 @ 10am
More ticket went on sale on May 13 @ 10am
- Packages available till Oct 02, 2009 5PM or as long as supplies last
- Show starts 8PM

Prices
Regular Tickets: $49.50 - $85 (8 ticket limit)
Meet & Greet Packages: $435 (4 ticket limit)
Premium Ticket Packages: $210 (4 ticket limit)

Venue
UCF Arena Official site
Capacity: 10,072

Extra Info
Original date for this show was March 06, 2009

 10/26 mon * Norfolk, VA Old Dominion Review
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Tickets went on sale on sat. Nov 15 @ 10am
- Packages available till Oct. 5, 2009 5PM or as long as supplies last
- Show starts 8PM

Prices
Regular Tickets: $66 / $87 (8 ticket limit)
Meet & Greet Packages: $437 (4 ticket limit)
Premium Ticket Packages: $212 (4 ticket limit)

Tickets at $87 and $66 go on sale Saturday, Nov. 15 at 10am! Tickets will be available through COXTix.com, by phone at 888-3-COXTIX, or at the Constant Center Box Office

Venue
Capacity: 10,000

Extra Info
Original date for this show was March 14, 2009

 10/29 thu * East Lansing, MI Performing Arts Center Review
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Tickets went on sale on fri. Nov 14 @ 10am
- Packages available till Feb 28, 2009 5PM or as long as supplies last
- Show starts 8PM

Prices
Regular Tickets: $52 - $92 (8 ticket limit)
Meet & Greet Packages: $444.50 (4 ticket limit)
Premium Ticket Packages: $219.50 (4 ticket limit)

$52 are limited view and only available at the Wharton Center box office and via phone at 1-800-WHARTON. VIP tickets will be available through Robin's official site.

Venue
Performing Arts Center Official site
Capacity: 2,200

Extra Info
Original date for this show was March 18, 2009

 10/30 fri * Ann Arbor, MI Hill Auditorium Review
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Tickets went on sale on fri. Dec 12 @ 10am
Packages available till Oct 09, 2009 10PM or as long as supplies last
- Show starts 8PM

Prices
Regular Tickets: $65 - $95 (8 ticket limit)
Meet & Greet Packages: $445 (4 ticket limit)
Premium Ticket Packages: $220 (4 ticket limit)

Pre-Sale
There was a ticket rush pre-sale on Dec 11 from noon till midnight. Password = seat

Extra Info
Original date for this show was March 28, 2009

 10/31 sat * Detroit, MI Motorcity Casino
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Tickets went on sale on thu. Feb 26 @ 10AM
- Show starts 8PM
- 21 & over are welcome

Prices
Regular Tickets: $95 - $150 (8 ticket limit)
There're no Meet & Greet or VIP packages available for this venue.

Extra Info
Original date for this show was April 16 , 2009


 NOVEMBER
 Date City & State Venue Tickets OnSale  
 11/01 sun * Saint Louis, MO Fox Theatre
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Tickets went on sale on sat. Jan 17 @ 10am
- Packages available till Oct, 11, 2009 5PM or as long as supplies last
- Show starts 8PM

Prices
Regular Tickets: $58 - $98 (8 ticket limit)
Meet & Greet Packages: $453 (4 ticket limit)
Premium Ticket Packages: $228 (4 ticket limit)

Venue
Fox Theater Official Site
Capacity: 5,060

Extra Info
Original date for this show was March 30, 2009

 11/11 wed Orillia, ON Casino Rama                       
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Tickets went on sale on tue. Dec 09 @ noon, Pre-Sale started on Dec 07 @ noon.
- Second round of tickets sales for the postponed date starts on May 19, 2009
- Must be over 19 years to attend the show and enter the casino. Government Issued Photo ID required for all to gain entry. Entry will be denied without the proper ID and refunds will not be issued
- There're no Meet & Greet or VIP packages available for this show
- Show starts 8PM; Doors open 7PM

Prices
Regular Tickets: CA$92 -CA$138 (8 ticket limit)
Meet & Greet / Premium Tickets are not available for this venue.

Venue
Casino Rama Official site

Pre-Sale Info
ADVANCE ONSALE at Casino Rama's Box Office for Players Passport card holders: SUN DEC 7, 12 NOON ** 4 TICKET LIMIT ** FOR THE ADVANCE ONSALE PERIOD. Player card may be obtained that day

Extra Info
This is a newly added show! Tickets for the postponed show of March 19, 2009 will be honored on November 12th show

 11/12 thu * Orillia, ON Casino Rama                       
[-]

Tickets went on sale on tue. Dec 09 @ noon, Pre-Sale started on Dec 07 @ noon.
- Second round of tickets sales for the postponed date starts on May 19, 2009
- Must be over 19 years to attend the show and enter the casino. Government Issued Photo ID required for all to gain entry. Entry will be denied without the proper ID and refunds will not be issued
- There're no Meet & Greet or VIP packages available for this show
- Show starts 8PM; Doors open 7PM

Prices
Regular Tickets: CA$92 -CA$138 (8 ticket limit)
Meet & Greet / Premium Tickets are not available for this venue.

Venue
Casino Rama Official site

Pre-Sale Info
ADVANCE ONSALE at Casino Rama's Box Office for Players Passport card holders: SUN DEC 7, 12 NOON ** 4 TICKET LIMIT ** FOR THE ADVANCE ONSALE PERIOD. Player card may be obtained that day

Extra Info
Original date for this show was March 19, 2009

 11/13 fri Indianapolis, IN Murat Theatre    
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Tickets went on sale on sat. June 06 @ 10AM
- Show starts 8PM

Prices
Regular Tickets: $47.50 / $63 / $83 (8 ticket limit)
Meet & Greet Packages: $433 (4 ticket limit)
Premium Ticket Packages: $208 (4 ticket limit)

Venue
Capacity: 2,476

 11/14 sat * Normal, IL Braden Auditorium    
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Tickets went on sale on sat. Feb 28 @ 10AM
- Packages available till Nov 14, 2009 4PM or as long as supplies last
- Show starts 8PM

Prices
Regular Tickets: $50 / $65 / $85 (8 ticket limit)
Meet & Greet Packages: $435 (4 ticket limit)
Premium Ticket Packages: $210 (4 ticket limit)

Venue
Capacity: 3,483

Extra Info
Original date for this show was April 15 , 2009

 11/17 tue Syracuse, NY Landmark Theatre    
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Tickets go on sale on sat. Sept 26 @ 10AM
- Show starts 8PM

Prices
Regular Tickets: $59.50 / $79.50 / $89.50 (8 ticket limit)
Meet & Greet Packages: TBA (4 ticket limit)
Premium Ticket Packages: TBA (4 ticket limit)

Venue
Capacity: 3,300

 11/18 wed Uncasville, CT Mohequan Sun Events    
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Tickets go on sale on sat. Aug 01 @ 10AM
- Show starts 7:30PM

Prices
Regular Tickets: $85 / $105 / $135 (8 ticket limit)
Meet & Greet Packages: $485 (4 ticket limit)
Premium Ticket Packages: $260 (4 ticket limit)

Venue
Capacity: 10,000

 11/20 fri Washington, DC DAR Constitution Hall                       
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Tickets go on sale on mon. Sept 21 @ 10 am (pushed back from fri. Mar 06 @ 10AM)
- Show starts 8PM
- Doors open 7PM

Prices
Regular Tickets: $63.50 - $93.50 (8 ticket limit)
Meet & Greet / Premium Tickets are not available for this venue.

 11/21sat Washington, DC DAR Constitution Hall                       
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Tickets go on sale on mon. Sept 21 @ 10 am (pushed back from fri. Mar 06 @ 10AM)
- Show starts 8PM
- Doors open 7PM

Prices
Regular Tickets: $63.50 - $93.50 (8 ticket limit)
Meet & Greet / Premium Tickets are not available for this venue.

 11/23 mon New York, NY Town Hall                       
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Internet Pre-sale starts on mon. Sept 21 @ 9 am - code = "DESTRUCT"
General Public on sale starts on mon. Oct 12 @9:55am (pushed back from sun. Oct 4th @ 12am)
- Show starts 8PM

Prices
Regular Tickets: $70 / $100 / $150 (6 ticket limit)
Meet & Greet / Premium Tickets are not available for this venue.

Venue
Town Hall Official Site
Capacity: 829

 11/24 tue New York, NY Town Hall                       
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Internet Pre-sale starts on mon. Sept 21 @ 9 am - code = "DESTRUCT"
General Public on sale starts on mon. Oct 12 @9:55am (pushed back from sun. Oct 4th @ 12am)
- Show starts 8PM

Prices
Regular Tickets: $70 / $100 / $150 (6 ticket limit)
Meet & Greet / Premium Tickets are not available for this venue.

Venue
Town Hall Official Site
Capacity: 829

 11/25 wed New York, NY Town Hall                       
[-]

Internet Pre-sale starts on mon. Sept 21 @ 9 am - code = "DESTRUCT"
General Public on sale starts on mon. Oct 12 @9:55am (pushed back from sun. Oct 4th @ 12am)
- Show starts 8PM
- Doors open 7PM

Prices
Regular Tickets: $70 / $100 / $150 (6 ticket limit)
Meet & Greet / Premium Tickets are not available for this venue.

Venue
Town Hall Official Site
Capacity: 829

 11/27 fri Atlantic City, NJ Borgata Hotel and Casino                       Tickets
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Tickets go on sale on Sat. Aug 01, 2009 @ 10AM
- Show starts 8PM

Prices:
Regular tickets: $175 / $195 / $245 (8 ticket limit)
Meet & Greet / Premium Tickets are not available for this venue.

Venue:
The Borgata Official site
Capacity: 2,400

 11/28 sat Atlantic City, NJ Borgata Hotel and Casino                       Tickets
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Tickets go on sale on Sat. Aug 01, 2009 @ 10AM
- Show starts 8PM

Prices:
Regular tickets: $175 / $195 / $245
Meet & Greet / Premium Tickets are not available for this venue.

Venue:
The Borgata Official site
Capacity: 2,400

 11/30 mon New York, NY Town Hall                       
[-]

Internet Pre-sale starts on mon. Sept 21 @ 9 am - code = "DESTRUCT"
General Public on sale starts on mon. Oct 12 @9:.55am (pushed back from sun. Oct 4th @ 12am)
- Show starts 8PM

Prices
Regular Tickets: $70 / $100 / $150 (6 ticket limit)
Meet & Greet / Premium Tickets are not available for this venue.

Venue
Town Hall Official Site
Capacity: 829


 DECEMBER
 Date City & State Venue Tickets OnSale  
 12/01mon New York, NY Town Hall                       
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Internet Pre-sale starts on mon. Sept 21 @ 9 am - code = "DESTRUCT"
General Public on sale starts on mon. Oct 12 @9:55am (pushed back from sun. Oct 4th @ 12am)
- Show starts 8PM

Prices
Regular Tickets: $70 / $100 / $150 (6 ticket limit)
Meet & Greet / Premium Tickets are not available for this venue.

Venue
Town Hall Official Site
Capacity: 829

 12/02 tue New York, NY Town Hall                       
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Internet Pre-sale starts on mon. Sept 21 @ 9 am - code = "DESTRUCT"
General Public on sale starts on mon. Oct 12 @9:55am (pushed back from sun. Oct 4th @ 12am)
- Show starts 8PM

Prices
Regular Tickets: $70 / $100 / $150 (6 ticket limit)
Meet & Greet / Premium Tickets are not available for this venue.

Venue
Town Hall Official Site
Capacity: 829

 12/03 wed New York, NY Town Hall                       
[-]

Internet Pre-sale starts on mon. Sept 21 @ 9 am - code = "DESTRUCT"
General Public on sale starts on mon. Oct 12 @9:55am (pushed back from sun. Oct 4th @ 12am)
- Show starts 8PM

Prices
Regular Tickets: $70 / $100 / $150 (6 ticket limit)
Meet & Greet / Premium Tickets are not available for this venue.

Venue
Town Hall Official Site
Capacity: 829

 12/05 sat Las Vegas, NV MGM Grand Garden Arena                       
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Tickets went on sale on fri. Oct 09 @ 10AM (pt)
- Show starts 7PM

Prices:
Regular Tickets: $78.25 / $105 / $183.75 / $236.25
Meet & Greet or VIP Packages: not available for this venue

Venue:
MGM Grand Garden Arena Official site

 12/06 sun Your Living Room HBO get HBO

  FAQ

Q: How much will the Ticket Packages cost?
A: The Meet & Greet package costs about $425-460 and the VIP Ticket costs about $200-$230. Prices vary for each venue.

Q: When do the Ticket Packages go on sale?
A: The Ticket Packages go on sale the same day as the regular tickets and will be available on Ticketmaster. Some venues prefer to sell tickets themselves on their own website. In that case the Premium and Meet & Greet Packages will be sold through etix.com.

Q: Will Robin also come to California, the West Coast, Southern parts of the country, New York, Europe etc?
A: More shows might be added later, but currently the list above are all confirmed shows. If you'd like to stay up to date, you can sign up for the RWlive! Updates list. You'll then receive an email once a show has been added to the current Tour list. Please add rwf@robin-williams.net to your trusted senders list.

Q: What happened to the shows that were scheduled for Las Vegas, NV and San Antonio, TX?
A: Unfortunately, those shows have been cancelled.

Q: Where can I find the Robin Williams on-line store?
A: The on-line store can now be found at fanfire.com!

Q: What's the minimum age requirement?
A: There's no age limit, however for all shows please note that "under 18 years old are NOT ADVISED. Parental Advisory Explicit Content."

Q: How many Meet & Greet packages are available?
A: The maximum capacity for a Meet & Greet is 50 people per show.

Q: How does the M&G work?
A: You’ll have to be at the venue about half an hour before the doors open. There you’ll receive “a speech” about how everything works and an envelope, with a backstage pass.
From that moment on you’re on your own till the end of the show. Once the show is over, the person who handed you the M&G materials will pick everyone up and bring you backstage. There you’ll have to form a single line (or multiple lines, depending on the backstage situation). Robin will be there a few minutes later and will sign a photo for everyone. When you have your picture signed you’ll have to go the back of the line and wait till it’s your turn to take the picture with him. Once the picture is taken you’ll be asked to leave, but not before you’ve received your t-shirt. The M&G session are about 30-45 minutes long.

Q: Does the show start in time?
A: Yes, the show usually starts between on time and 20 minutes late.

Q: Will there be an opening act and/or an intermission?
A: The answer to both is no. After the actual show Robin always comes back on stage for a few minutes to do an encore.

Q: What's the length of each performance?
A: Each performance usually runs for about 90 minutes.

If you have any other questions, comments or if there's information not here you'd like to see being added, feel free to send an email.

  PHOTOS

                                                                    

 

QUOTES

*SPOILER ALERT*

Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt.

An alcoholic is someone who can violate his standards quicker than he can lower them.

When I was growing up my doctor said drugs will kill you. Now my doctor tells me you need 'em to live. My doctor has become my dealer now, and is a lot harder to get ahold of.

The chinese make everything! Even the `Free Tibet` stickers.

MORE QUOTES [-]

Who the fuck came up with the idea of polygamy?! Who was having a marriage going: "my one marriage isn't going too well, I'd like to double down". Even if you're married to a blind and a deaf girl, they will communicate and tell you're an asshole! Who wants more than one strong opinion, you idiot. I've been married to several women, but in sequence. In marriage there are penalties for early withdrawal and depositing in another account, remember that.

They ask african marathon runners, `Are you on drugs?" 'No, I'm looking for food.'

I need coffee for 2 reasons in the morning. 1 to jump start my mind and the 2nd reason to kick start my colon. You know that's true! You have one cup of coffee and your asshole's going: Fire in the hole! Open the door! Even the dog's going: he's leaking methane, stay back! Nobody smoke near the old man. And then I realise, wait a minute, I'm leaking methane. I'm my own fuel source. How about this for a new car: the Ford Colon. How about that! Here's the ad: me in a t-shirt, no pants, tube in my ass. Hi, I'm Robin Williams. I've just had a burrito and I'm gonna drive all across America.        Fuck green, go brown.
Your kids think you're an asshole: use it!

I was at a German talk show once, and if you ever get a chance, do it. And the woman asked: “why do you think there isn’t so much comedy in Germany?” And I said: “Do you ever think you killed all the funny people?”

There're 3 ways to find out if you’re an alcoholic:
#1: you wake up, are fully dressed and go: “who shit in my pants?
#2: you’re on the highway going: what are these people doing the wrong way?
#3: You’re looking for Indian food and end up in Bombay with a camel licking your balls.

No matter who’s going to be elected, but he should be bringing a shovel and a broom because there’s a lot of shit to clean up.

And Honda has a car now that’ll park itself. I’m like: where were you when I was drinking?!

As an alcoholic you don’t really have a black out. It's more like sleep walking with activities. My conscious will go: "I have to go now, but I’ll leave the dick on. Enjoy."

And I was at a Starbucks once with all these girls were text messaging each other and finally one looked up and said: “I know. L-O-L"

And in the debates they finally spoke in full sentences again, because for the past 8 years it’s been like the Special Olympics of politics.

What’s Bush gonna do when he’s out of office? He can’t go on a speaking tour, that’s a given.

What's the definition of porn? Roman Polanski said it best: "Erotic is when you use the feather, porn is when you use the whole chicken."

Giving people tax rebates and then say the economy is sound because they might spend it is like saying fat people are healthy because they might excersize.

Restless leg syndrome, what the fuck is that? A tendency to break out into Riverdance?

  TICKET PACKAGES

2 Ticket packages will be available for those who want more than "just" a regular ticket. These packages go on sale the same day as the regular tickets and will be available up to 21 days prior to the show.

MEET & GREET PACKAGE
- One reserved ticket located within the first 5    rows of the stage
- Exclusive Meet and Greet with Robin
- Personal Photograph with Robin Williams
- Autographed 8X10 photo
- Official Meet and Greet Laminate
- Exclusive Robin Willams Tour Shirt
- $25 coupon for the official RW on-line store

PREMIUM TICKET PACKAGE
- One reserved ticket located within the first 15    rows of the stage
- Exclusive Robin Willams Tour Shirt
- $25 coupon for the official RW on-line store

  EXTRA INFO: MEET & GREETS

- Exact seat location viewable before checkout
- Meet and greet details will be emailed (1)    week prior to show date.
- Tickets will be mailed prior to show date
- Exclusive shirt, VIP laminate and 8X10 photo    will be distributed the night of the show
- On-line store coupon will be sent via email

Watch here to see what it'll be like!

  MUSIC

The music that is being used as intro for the show is: Jimi Hendrix - Voodoo Child

The music that is being used at the end of the show is: Tom Petty - American Girl

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