Summary

Just like any kid, ten-year old Jack wants to go to school and play with others his own age. But Jack is no ordinary kid. A rare medical condition has caused Jack to age at four times the normal rate, making him a child in a man's body! On Jack's first day at school, he fits neither into the desk nor in with his classmates... who at first consider him more of a freak than a friend. It's not until Jack's awkward encounter with girls and his calamitous treehouse sleepover that 5th grade becomes the adventure of his life.

Quotes

Mr. Magee
I'm Mr. Magee. I've heard so much about you, Jack.
Jack
Hello, Mr. Magoo!
Mr. Magee
Magee.
Jack
Oh. Magee.
Mr. Magee
Yes.
Jack
Magoo...
Mr. Magee
Jack, how would you like to see your classroom? Yes?
Jack
Yes.
Mr. Magee
A little louder.
Jack
Yes.
Mr. Magee
A little louder, Jack.
Jack
YES!!!!!!
Mr. Magee
Follow me.
Jack
Is he deaf?

Guy in bar
No, that's not gonna be good enough: "Sorry".
Jack
Well, I said I'm sorry. I'm sorry! Yeez, what is it with you? What? Are you totally hyper or something? Too much sugar?

Jack
Rubber, glue, sticks to you! Got him!

Guy in bar
I'm a loser, but you're a son of a bitch!
Jack
I can't believe you said that! You cussed! Oh, you said the b-word! Oh, you're gonna get in so much trouble! You really are!

Jack
I just want to be a regular star.
Mr. Woodruff
Jack, you'll never be regular. You're spectacular.