Summary

As the saying goes, be careful what you wish for. In World's Greatest Dad, a wickedly funny dark comedy, Lance Clayton (Robin Williams) discovers that what he covets most in life may not be what makes him happy, and being lonely is not necessarily the same as being alone. Lance is a high school poetry teacher who dreams of becoming a rich and famous writer. A single father, he tries desperately to connect with his teenage son, Kyle (Daryl Sabara), an insolent, hormone-raging smartass who defies his dad at every turn. Lance exercises his own hormones with Claire (Alexie Gilmore), a painfully adorable art teacher who may have her eyes on a bigger prize. After a freak accident, Lance suddenly faces both the worst tragedy of his life, and the greatest opportunity. Determined to make lemonade from life's lemons, Lance treads a path that could land him everything he's ever dreamed of, as long as he can live with the knowledge of how he got there. Alexie Gilmore is cheeky and Daryl Sabara is droll incarnate but it's the outstanding performance by Robin Williams that propels World's Greatest Dad. Writer/director and longtime-comedian Bobcat Goldthwait returns to Sundance with another lusciously perverse, and refreshingly original comedy that tackles love, loss, and our curious quest for infamy.

Quotes

Lance
If you don't act right at dinner, I'll stab you in the face.

Kyle
Bruce Hornsby is a fag.
Lance
He's got kids, Kyle.
Kyle
You have a kid, and you're a fag.
Lance
Why? Because I like Bruce Hornsby?
Kyle
Yeah.
Lance
Well, put on some music you like, Kyle.
Kyle
No, I fucking hate music.

Lance
All music is gay now? What about heavy metal?
Kyle
That probably is the faggiest of all the fag music out there.

Lance
It's 9:30, we could go to a video store and get a movie.
Kyle
Are you stupid? Movies are for losers who aren't fags.

Claire
So, do you play sports?
Kyle
No, I'm a big spaz like my dad.
Lance
Well, I was in the dive team in college.
Kyle
Diving is not really a sport, it's falling.