Eric Idle
Eric Idle
Season 1, Episode 1
September 11, 1982
September 2, 2008
Gaylord Productions, Lions Gate Films, Platypus Productions
Showtime Networks
Frog/Prince Robin
Narrator
Princess
King Ulrich
Queen Gwynneth
King Geoffrey
Queen Beatrice
A vain, spoiled princess is forced to keep her promises when an enchanted frog rescues her golden ball from the bottom of a well.
Pardon me, could you not make so much noise? You're scaring away all the flies.
Who said that?
I did.
Where are you?
I'm over here.
I don't see you...
I'm on top of the well, dear.
Ugh! A horrid toad!
Oh! A nasty princess! And I am not a toad; I am a frog and fiercely proud of it.
Ohhh... Oh! Yeah! Oh... oh, so this is silk. Oh, it's as smooth as a little froggy's tush.
Ew. Frog skins are slimy.
You're very prejudiced, you know that, don't you?
Oh, just go to sleep.
Ah, but still, you're very beautiful in your own bitchy way.