parry
Hold variet...or feel the sting of my shaft! In the name
of Blanche De Fleur, unhand that errant Knight! Do you speak
English?! Let the bum go dipshit!
Mendacity. Why are two attractive city squirrels like you
abusing a knight like this?
city squire
You a faggot too?
parry
Faggot? No, but I do believe in fairies. Oh, not without
dinner.
city squire
Are you fucking nuts?
parry
Voila! Let's show him what he's won. I advice you to let
us go.
city squire
You advice us, huh?
parry
Yes. You're outnumbered, son. You see?
parry
Oh, look, it' show time. You know, boys...there's three
things in this world that you need. Respect for all kinds
of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis and a
navy blazer. Oh, one more thing. Never take your eye off
the ball!
city squire
You don't leave me tied up here alone, you fucking faggot!
parry
Oh, you're not gonna be alone. Huh. Yo, come and get i-i-i-i-t!
parry
Hey, I know a fabulous place with great ambiance.
parry
These are raisins or ratshit. You can' tell sometimes. Oh! How about a fruit pie? You're right, I was off a couple of months.
parry
They came to me about a year ago. I was sitting on the John having
one of those satisfying bowel movements. You know, that ones that
border on mystical. Where you're like--- And there they were.
Hundreds of the cutest little fat people floating right in front of me. It was wonderful. And then...they spoke.
parry
I love this guy! You hear me?! I love this guy!
jack
I gave you the money. You wanna keep it, fine. You wanna
give it away, fine. I just want You to know I did gave him
the money, okay? Are we clear?
parry
Who are you talking to, Jack?
parry
Heaven be praised giving soon the opportunity to fulfill the duties of my profession. These cries proceed from a miserable male
or female in needing my aid and my protection.
jack
Where would King Arthur be without Guinevere?
parry
Happily married, probably.
parry
I'm in love with you. And not just from tonight, I've known
you for a long time. I know that you come out from work
at noon everyday and you fight your way out that door and
then you get pushed back in and three seconds later you
come right back out again. And I walk with you to lunch,
and I know it's a good day if you stop and get that romance
novel from that bookstore. I know what you order, and I
know on Wednesdays you go to that Timpsu parlor, and I know
that you get a jawbreaker before you go back into work.
And I know you hate your job and you don't have many friends
and I know sometimes you feel a little uncoordinated and
you don't feel as wonderful as everybody else and feeling
as alone and seperate as you are....I love you. I love you,
and I think you're the greatest thing since spice racks.
And I've been knocked out several times. If I could just
have that first kiss, and I won't...I won't be distant,
I'll come back in the morning and I'll call you if you let
me. But I still don't drink coffee.
parry
Holding my penis...what a wonderful way of saying how much you like me.
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