jack
I heard about this guy in Cicero, well he stiffed a loanshark, so a couple of these guys got him, cut off his arm, beat him to death with the arm, and shoved it in a food processor and made a dip out of it. Then they served it to his family at his sister's wedding. And the sister loved it so much, she wanted the recipe. It's a crazy world, isn't it?
jack
Tree, what's happenin'?
jack
Oooooh, no thanks. Last time I smoked that stuff they found me on top of the Sears tower trying to build a nest.
jack
Now you stay here and honk if there's any troub...
Wait a minute!
This thing's helium. Goddamnit, I brought the wrong
tank!
jack
I once met a proud, black man such as yourself, and
I gave him a small piece of advise: wear one glove,
just one glove. Do you know who that was?
ernest
No.
jack
Willie Mays.
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