Summary

In 1972, hoping for a shot at glory, underdog Taft High challenged its meanest rival, Bakersfield, to the annual football game. But when Jack "Butterfingers" Dundee dropped the ball instead of making the big play, Taft was defeated and star Reno Hightower has never let him live it down. Now, 13 years later, Dundee wants the chance to redeem himself, no matter what it takes! His only solution is to play Bakersfield again... with the same team. But for the Taft team, getting into shape could not be tougher... and Bakersfield is loaded!

Quotes

Reno
Okay Jack, you tell the Caribou whatever you want, but I'm gonna tell you something. You're a low-life, blackmailing, chicken-shit squid.
Jack
Low-life, blackmailing, chicken-shit squid? Welcome aboard, Reno.

Reno
She's gonna leave me as soon as I fix her car.
Jack
You're gonna fix it?
Reno
Hell no! I love her.

Jack
Elly, I have a new move for you.
Elly
Oh? Show me.
Jack
It's part Smokey Robinson, part Gladys Knight, but it's all me. Jack... Aquarius... gotta gotta gotta gotta, satisfy.
Elly
Sort of a white 'Pip', I love it.
Jack
Mr. Weasel's here!

Jack
You better watch it, Dr. Death! I'm pretty damn fast fora Caucasian.

Jack
Come and get me sucka!